caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history


123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful


shogunofyellow:

nature is rad


theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 


What’s the secret to your eternal youth? Ha, ha! I’ve done years of dismal drug addiction and smoking everything you could put in a pipe – self-loathing, self-abusing behaviour. But being in a band has kept me youthful at heart. It’s mental and emotional exercise as well as physical. It keeps me in motion. Also, my mom and dad are very much in love with life and that is a great gift I have inherited.


mia-jpgr:

Old man Ringo is my favourite


mymodernmet:

Creative directors Peter Sedlacik and Zuzu Galova put a unique spin on vacation photos with their fun project Lens Between Us, which consists of snapshots of the couple’s travels that they capture while facing each other at the same time.


20aliens:

Gail Albert Halaban

20aliens:

Gail Albert Halaban

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"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."
— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

cloudyskiesandcatharsis:

Fictitious Dishes, Famous Meals From Literature by Dinah Fried